Here's some delicious strawberry/raspberry brownie bites! Perfect for Halloween or for when you just wanna eat some cool brownies.
HERE'S WHAT CHU NEED: - Brownie Mix - Spoon -Mixing bowl - Cupcake mold pan - Strawberries/Raspberries - Cupcake liners - Food processor/blender - Stevia/Sugar HERE'S HOW U DO IT: Prepping For The Strawberry/Raspberry Mix: 1. Follow the directions on the brownie mix as written, use the mixing bowl and spoon and everything. Mix it around super well. 2. Take the cupcake pan and put liners in all of them, or however many cupcakes you're planning on making. 3. Fill each liner about halfway with the mix. 8. Put half a spoonful of paste in every liner. 9. Put mix in the rest of the liner space! 10. Bake mix according to directions! Making The Strawberry/Raspberry Mix: 4. Throw some strawberries and raspberries in a blender/food processor. 5. Add sugar or anything else you might want as needed, with a spoon. 6. Add a few chocolate chips. (Optional) 7. Blend until thick and pasty. - Ray Ray
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So yeah actual Frosted Flakes are actually really high in sugar and blah blah blah and I love me some Frosted Flakes but like I ain't trying to eat 5 cakes worth of sugar in one bowl, you feel? So lets go.
HERE'S WHAT CHU NEED: - Stevia In The Raw (Sugar alternative) - Corn Flakes - Bowl - Measuring tablespoon - Milk - Spoon HERE'S HOW U DO IT: 1. Gather all items needed. 2. Pour Corn Flakes into a bowl. 3. Get a tablespoon of Stevia In The Raw and just sprinkle it around until you can't see like half of the top of the cereal. Stevia is a sugar alternative that doesn't have that gross Splenda taste. I think Stevia is actually from the sugar from fruits and stuff, but I'm not really sure. Bottom line, it's better and healthier than sugar and Splenda. 4. Pour milk over it, and mix it around with a spoon. 5. The Stevia dissolves into the milk immediately, and it tastes exactly like Frosted Flakes. Go watch some cartoons. Enjoy! When in doubt, just buy Frosted Flakes tbh. Life is too short to be worrying about every little thing you eat. -Ray Ray Here's how to make my version of the ultimate sundae. Warning- this isn't healthy. At all. Like, you could get diabetes just by looking at this but who cares- it tastes fantastic.
HERE'S WHAT CHU NEED: - Marshmallows - Strawberry Ice Cream - Chocolate Ice Cream - Strawberries - Knife - Chocolate Chips - Bowl - Whipped Cream - A spoon that makes you happy HERE'S HOW U DO IT: 1. Gather all your items. 2. Scoop out equal parts of strawberry and chocolate ice cream into your bowl with a spoon that makes you happy. My happy spoon has a little teddy bear on one end. 3. Cut chunks of strawberries with your knife and drop them into the bowl. 4. Throw some chocolate chips on there like a damn artist, because you are one- and this is art. 5. Throw some marshmallows on top of that. 6. Cover the entire thing with whipped cream. Duh. 7. Go watch Netflix or something and eat your icecream with your special spoon. Treat yoself. When in doubt, just go to baskin robbins or something and have them make you a sundae bc lets be honest- by the time you've got your sundae all in that bowl, it just looks like a bunch of sugar. Oh well. -Ray Ray Want to make breakfast fancy af but you aren't a french chef? Let's go.
HERE'S WHAT CHU NEED: -spinach (it can be cooked already, or in leaf form) -eggs (however many you're eating) -pan -spatula -cooking spray -plate -tomatoes -knife -jalapenos (optional) -stove -milk -cup -fork -cutting board HERE'S HOW U DO IT: 1. Spray the pan and put on the stove. 2. Crack your eggs into a cup and pour just a little bit of milk in it, then whisk with a fork. 3. Dice tomatoes and jalapenos on your cutting board (if you're using them) and have them on standby along with some spinach. 4. Throw the egg mixture into the pan and then throw all the other ingredients inside after the eggs start to scramble. 5. Scramble until finished, turn off stove, and you're good! 6. Put your eggs on a plate because you aren't a barbarian. When in doubt, iHop probably has spinach eggs. -Ray Ray CRAVING A SUPER UNHEALTHY BREAKFAST ITEM THAT CONTAINS FRUIT SO YOU CAN CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT IT'S HEALTHY?
Well then I got ya. HERE'S WHAT CHU NEED: -Waffle maker -Waffle mix -Strawberry jelly/jam -Whipped cream -Strawberries -Knife -Plate HERE'S HOW U DO IT: 1. Put the waffle mix in the waffle maker and make some waffles. You can also cut up strawberries and put it in the mix if you would like. 2. When the waffle is made, set it on a plate and spread some strawberry jam/jelly on the top. 3. Spread some whipped cream on top of the jelly. 4. Cut up some strawberries and spread them all over the top. 5. YOU'RE DONE! Congratulations, because you made it this far and you didn't burn down a house. Hopefully. When in doubt, slather jelly on wonderbread. -Ray Ray **UPDATE**
For some reason, all of my titles are immediately changed to the date of post, so bear with me. I'm trying to fix it. HERE'S A LAST MINUTE BROWNIE CAKE THAT KINDA ISN'T A CAKE BUT IT'S SHAPED LIKE A CAKE SO CLOSE ENOUGH So the reason for this is I'm actually planning a mini birthday party for a friend of mine who is turning 16 but really doesn't want to celebrate so I compromised with her and told her to sleepover and we'd have a Netflix night. However, it's her 16th birthday. She's gotta have a cake. BUT ain't nobody got time to make one, and ain't nobody have 20 dollars to buy one, so here's how to make a "cake" out of a pack of brownie mix. HERE'S WHAT CHU NEED: -A pack of brownie mix that you can basically throw in a bowl with like water, an egg, and maybe milk or whatever -A cake pan/pie pan -Strawberry Cream Cheese/Icing -An oven -Knife -Strawberries HERE'S HOW U DO IT: 1. Follow all the necessary steps on the brownie mix, except- put it in a cake or pie pan. If you want to make a double layer cake, do it 2 times. 2. Put the brownie cake in the oven and cook it for however long is necessary. 3. When the cake is ready, take it out and examine your work while waiting for it to cool. You've made it this far, and haven't destroyed anything. Probably. 4. Take some strawberry cream cheese or frosting or icing or whipped cream (whatever you have in your fridge) and spread it on top, and/or the sides. This makes it look like a real cake. (OR, Make your own icing! I'm going to try a recipe of this myself and I will make a separate blog post about it if it's good.) 5. Put strawberries on top! If you want. Then you're done! Congrats! BOOM! Look at you! You made a cake. That's some chef-level equipment. When in doubt, buy a hostess cupcake. -Ray Ray Itching to make something that looks like it came straight out of pinterest but only took a tub of yogurt and a popsicle mold?
Cause that's literally it, like it's self explanatory but I'm gonna explain anyway. HERE'S WHAT CHU NEED: -popsicle mold -1 or more flavors of yogurt -fruit (optional) -spoon HERE'S HOW U DO IT: 1. Put yogurt in the popsicle maker. You half of one pop one flavor, and then the rest the other, and layer it however you like. Also add fruit if you would like. 2.Put the tops on the mold and then stick it in the freezer overnight. 3. Take one out the next day, and you're good. CONGRATS, YOU JUST MADE A PINTEREST ITEM AND NOW YOU CAN EAT IT! If all else fails, just buy some dollar store popsicles. -Ray Ray :A quesadilla is one of the easiest things you can make without having to actually cook anything which is always a plus. So, in case you've been living under a rock- or it's 3am and you need something to accompany you on your Netflix binge.
HERE'S WHAT CHU NEED: -2 Tortillas -Cheese -Pan -Stove -Spatula -Cooking Spray -Plate HERE'S HOW U DO IT: 1. Spray your pan and set it on the stove. 2. Turn on your stove to an appropriate temperature (I suggest medium). 3. Set 1 tortilla on top and put however cheese you deem necessary, on top. 4. Put a tortilla over it and press it down with the spatula 5. Flip it after a minute, or as soon as the cheese is melted onto the bottom tortilla. 6. Keep flipping as much as you need, and when everything is melted and cool, grab your spatula flip it onto a plate. 7. Cut in it quarters. When in doubt, just throw 2 slices of bread and a kraft single in a microwave. -Ray Ray |
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